Some fucking asshole Juggalo cager piece of shit tried to literally kill us tonight on our Moped Monday ride.
Really sir? You’re really going to swerve at one of us & then proceed to ride IN THE GRASS on the other side of ONCOMING TRAFFIC? And then you’re going to ride IN THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC LANE on the other side of a DOUBLE YELLOW LINE trying to MERGE INTO US? A group of about 12 mopedders going ABOVE THE SPEED limit & you are going to seriously try to pass us ON THE GRASS & ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A DOUBLE FUCKING YELLOW? And then when you can’t pass us, you are instead just going to MERGE INTO ME. LITERALLY. IN TO MY FUCKING BIKE WHILE GOING OVER TRAIN TRACKS. 2 FUCKING INCHES FROM MY LEG.

And then when my husband pulls directly in front of you & stops, you just swerve around into the grass again & fly past all of us. That’s cool. Don’t get out & pick an actual fight because you know damn well we would all bash your fucking skull in. Just attack us with your fucking car & then take off like a giant pussy.
It’s okay. Because not only do we have a perfect description in case we ever see this asshole again, but Brian bashed his right side-mirror to pieces & Anna booted the shit out of his passenger door.
Dumb fucking piece of shit.
(Source: dapperdoll)








